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Hello kitty dog toy

Hello kitty dog toy

Hello kitty dog toy, or what I'm going to call it, a human pet. It has a human face with eyes and an open mouth and is about 12 inches tall. And it is stuffed with dog/cat/whatever poop.

You can see it sitting in front of me.

When I tell you, as I have, that I don't eat dog poop, I mean that it's like that when I look at it. No joke.

I could tell you to get away from me, because I'm a dog-loving dog person. And I know dogs aren't meant to have human petz, but I couldn't help it. I was like the little girl in the story with the skunk.

So there I am, in my car, and I was driving to work and the thing in front of me starts moving. And then it gets bigger, so I can see that it's moving, and then I see it's alive, and then the little human face starts talking. It's got a little human voice, like a baby voice, but not.

And then it started to pee on my windshield, because the little human pet was peeing all over the place. And it was kind of a dog pee. So then I got it, which was kind of like getting a puppy, only I didn't get to pick the puppy out of a box of puppies at the store.

And then the little human pet started crying, because it didn't like me. I could tell. And then it started to cry harder and harder, and the face got all red and was covered in blood, like if someone had hit the face with their fist.

And then it bit me, hard. Hard on the finger, and I was like, "Ow, ow!" And then it came towards my eyes, but I made it hit the dashboard, because I was scared of its teeth and also because I thought maybe it was going to bite my eye. But then it got off of the dashboard.

And then the human face got angry and started crying and screaming, and it came after me, and I was like, "Run, you stupid little human! Run! Run!" And it kept going. It didn't run away.

And then it got into my car. It sat on my lap. And then the windshield was all filled with pee, and blood, and little bits of something red. It was like the car was bleeding all over the place.

I was scared, because I thought I might die. The whole car smelled of poop, and blood, and piss, and shit. I kept smelling it, over and over, and I couldn't breathe. And then it tried to pull my hair, and I was like, "No!" And then it grabbed my head and started to shake, and I was like, "No, please! NO!"

And then it bit me, so hard. And I was so scared that I thought my brain would fall out of my head, because it was being shaken like I was a rag doll. I screamed and screamed, and I was so frightened that I thought I might die, because the human pet was just sitting there, shaking, and I thought it might eat me or something.

Then I just couldn't breathe anymore, and I was just trying to breathe, and then I just blacked out.

And then I woke up on the side of the road, and I was sitting in the car with my head in my lap. My hand was on my face, and I was holding my head there because I was so scared that it might come back and bite me again.

I don't think I can describe what I was feeling. It was like being trapped in a nightmare, but a nightmare where you're not sure what is going on, you're just sitting there and you're trapped. And it's you that is the thing that is going to kill you, but it doesn't know that.

And I was crying. I was like, "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

And I was thinking, "I shouldn't have let it come with me. I shouldn't have let it come with me. I shouldn't have let it come with me."

And I just kept saying, "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."

And then I felt my hand move, and I saw the car keys were in my hand, and I put them down on the seat, and then I realized I was going to have to get out of the car. I was going to have to get out of the car and run.

And I was like, "No, I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this."

And then I sat there, and then I turned the car off and got out of the car, and I was crying, and I was just thinking, "I can't do this. I can't do this."

And then I found a cop car coming. And the cop car stopped and was behind my car. And he told me to get back into the car, but I kept telling him, "No, no, I need to run."

And then I got back into the car, and I turned the car on and got on the highway, and I was crying, and the cop was telling me to pull over, and


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